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Sunday, August 31, 2008

NEW BAMA TWINS MAKE DEBUT AS TIDE WINS BIG!

Wade and Cole Ellis made a splash in their Gameday BAMA attire Saturday night as they watched their first Crimson Tide victory! The matching 'onesies' were a necessary gift from Aunt Alice & Uncle Brent. (Regrettably, I forgot the 'Breathe-Rites' for their noses and the grease paint for their cheeks.... Oh, well...! There's always next week...!)



Above is a snapshot taken before kickoff, and the one below (doctored by Uncle Brent) is after The TIDE administered the proverbial whipping:


Undoubtedly, this will be the first of many entertaining and victorious University of Alabama football contests these men will enjoy in their lifetimes! Much cheering and glad tidings in abound, as a houseful of friends, neighbors and relatives enjoyed the season-opening entry in the "W" column. There were a few confused looks and some startling moments for the new guys, but they were real troopers until they inevitably nodded off.

And, by the way, my prediction was dangerously close....! Matter of fact, most of my picks panned out this weekend! So far, only Mississipi State has let me down.....

RTR!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

NEW VP PICK STRATEGY PROPOSAL!

Okay! Here is my new proposal for the Vice-Presidential Debates:
DO AWAY WITH THEM!

Why? I think NOW would be a good time to implement a SWIMSUIT COMPETITION!
Or maybe MUD-WRESTLING!

Think about it.... VP Candidate Palin is SURE to look better than the ancient Biden, and I'm pretty positive she could take his ancient ass in a mud-bog!

For that matter, have Senator JOHN MCCAIN and BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA mud-wrestle! The attention-deficit American public with no knowledge of actual facts or issues (other than what creeps across the bottom of the screen while the leftist talking heads are bashing Bush and touting Hollywood's loonies!) will DEFINITELY tune in for that!

Friday, August 29, 2008

First Picks of College Football Season

Well, we're here again. First week of football season. Bama on national TV.
Hurricane brewing in the Gulf of Mexico. Looks like things are back to normal.

This means picking football games. The USC Gamecocks and Vanderbilt Commodores started the SEC slate off on a positive note with decisive victories. This should continue, for the most part. Every team in the Conference has a good chance to be 1-0 before Conference play begins. Hopefully, the Tide can keep the trend alive. I'll probably be way off, but what the heck!

Without too much fluff or fanfare, here we go:
Look for Georgia to top Ga. Southern, 34-10
LSU will thump Appalachian State (no sneakin' up!) 42-17
Florida gets Hawaii (June! Come back, June!) 44-14
MSU should get by La. Tech 21-10 (we'll see if Croom's for real)
Arkansas most likely will overpower W. Illinois 29-6
auburn will pound La.-Monroe (no upset here!) 52-17
Ole Miss should to Memphis 17-14 (Nutt finds a way!)
Kentucky outplays Louisville, 27-24 (Brooks will bring consistency)
tennessee should finally win a big one over UCLA, 31-21

This brings me to Atlanta on Saturday night. ALABAMA plays Clemson on national network television Saturday night. The Tigers are ranked #9 and The TIDE is an underdog.
We match up pretty well, and we'll get a chance early to see how these highly-touted freshmen will do on a big-time, national stage. I'M DRINKIN' THE KOOL-AID! My pick: Bama's young studs out-jump, out-run, and out-muscle the Tigers.

UPSET SPECIAL!
ALABAMA 31 Clemson 21

Saturday, August 23, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!

This news just in:
Wal-Mart stores across Alabama reportedly sold out of ammunition yesterday afternoon. A reliable source states that when approached, most purchasers confirmed that
"Well, Russia might have invaded Georgia , but they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama ...!"

COUNTDOWN!


7 Days 'Til KICKOFF!

ROLL TIDE!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

ONLY.....

13 Days 'til KICKOFF!

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