My lovely wife Alice informed me earlier today that bride-to-be Michelle has selected her wedding dress for next year's nuptials! Michelle is engaged to Chris Hundley, and they are scheduled to be married next summer.
Alice flew up last week, and she and Michelle have hit all of the shops, having previously visited websites and poring over ANYthing wedding-related.
I am currently accepting ANY and ALL commissions and jobs in order to help finance the upcoming function and all related activities. Please pray for me.